ALL TOMORROW'S PARTIES
Dear Congressional Republicans,
I just wanted to briefly drop you a line and ask if maybe I, or my community, or any of the various needy communities across the entire United States - maybe one with no firestations, or where the teachers have to buy supplies for the kids, or where the water gives people cancer - could please have all or a portion of the $20 million you have set aside to celebrate victory in Iraq and Afghanistan.
We all know that that money won't be necessary at least until after November. All my best to you in your new jobs as lobbyists.
Yours,
Federalist No. 2006
I just wanted to briefly drop you a line and ask if maybe I, or my community, or any of the various needy communities across the entire United States - maybe one with no firestations, or where the teachers have to buy supplies for the kids, or where the water gives people cancer - could please have all or a portion of the $20 million you have set aside to celebrate victory in Iraq and Afghanistan.
We all know that that money won't be necessary at least until after November. All my best to you in your new jobs as lobbyists.
Yours,
Federalist No. 2006
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