NORTH KOREA TO US: YO MAMA'S SANCTIONS SO WEAK...
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The race for mutually assured destruction is heating up! North Korea, the Scrappy Doo of international relations , today issued a bellicose response to the United States' mildly bellicose response to North Korea's bellicose but unconfirmed test of a nuclear weapon last week.
North Korea's number two, Kim Yong Nam said to a Japanese reporter, “If the United States continues to take a hostile attitude and apply pressure on us in various forms, we will have no choice but to take physical steps to deal with that.”
Condoleeza Rice has worked to assure everyone that the US has no intention of military action, but has issued a threat that North Korea will face sanctions "unlike anything they have faced before." Of course these sanctions are what constitute the "hostile attitude" that the Koreans are promising to "deal with."
Though North Korea can't do much to the US directly, it will most likely "deal with" us by dropping massive amounts of ordinance on Seoul, which would draw us into a conflict.
Thomas Friedman, whose Bush Administration Mind Control Device (patent pending) shorted out last year, made a good point today in his New York Times column, writing that they key to defusing the situation is multilateral intervention in the form of sanctions and public condemnations from China and Russia.
The US - the Bush Administration in particular - drained the coiffers of its North Korean political capital with the President's clever little "Axis of Evil" trill, and has done about all it can with unilateral sanctions. What has become necessary is a firm position of opposition from the Chinese, who still carry financial and political clout.
America would do well with consistent reminders that a nuclearized North Korea does not bode well for China's economic growth.
As for effects to the domestic political landscape, the most significant factor will be having to hear our President repeatedly mispronounce a 5th grade vocabulary word and extrapolating that to the fate of a planet approaching the brink of annihilation.
E-PUBLIUS UNUM ESSAY CONTEST
The best thing available via a Google search for “Yo mama’s so weak…” is “she threw a rock at da [sic] ground and missed.” While I admit that that is one weak mama, she is not nearly as weak as the joke itself.
In 50 words or less, provide a better closer. The winner will receive a special prize [to be announced].
To get you started, here is what I came up with:
Yo Mama’s so weak……she lost American Gladiators to a hemophiliac.
Special bonus to anyone who comes up with a comprehensive policy for immediate, global, nuclear disarmament. Let’s hear you America!
The race for mutually assured destruction is heating up! North Korea, the Scrappy Doo of international relations , today issued a bellicose response to the United States' mildly bellicose response to North Korea's bellicose but unconfirmed test of a nuclear weapon last week.North Korea's number two, Kim Yong Nam said to a Japanese reporter, “If the United States continues to take a hostile attitude and apply pressure on us in various forms, we will have no choice but to take physical steps to deal with that.”
Condoleeza Rice has worked to assure everyone that the US has no intention of military action, but has issued a threat that North Korea will face sanctions "unlike anything they have faced before." Of course these sanctions are what constitute the "hostile attitude" that the Koreans are promising to "deal with."
Though North Korea can't do much to the US directly, it will most likely "deal with" us by dropping massive amounts of ordinance on Seoul, which would draw us into a conflict.
Thomas Friedman, whose Bush Administration Mind Control Device (patent pending) shorted out last year, made a good point today in his New York Times column, writing that they key to defusing the situation is multilateral intervention in the form of sanctions and public condemnations from China and Russia.
The US - the Bush Administration in particular - drained the coiffers of its North Korean political capital with the President's clever little "Axis of Evil" trill, and has done about all it can with unilateral sanctions. What has become necessary is a firm position of opposition from the Chinese, who still carry financial and political clout.America would do well with consistent reminders that a nuclearized North Korea does not bode well for China's economic growth.
As for effects to the domestic political landscape, the most significant factor will be having to hear our President repeatedly mispronounce a 5th grade vocabulary word and extrapolating that to the fate of a planet approaching the brink of annihilation.
E-PUBLIUS UNUM ESSAY CONTEST
The best thing available via a Google search for “Yo mama’s so weak…” is “she threw a rock at da [sic] ground and missed.” While I admit that that is one weak mama, she is not nearly as weak as the joke itself.
In 50 words or less, provide a better closer. The winner will receive a special prize [to be announced].
To get you started, here is what I came up with:
Yo Mama’s so weak……she lost American Gladiators to a hemophiliac.
Special bonus to anyone who comes up with a comprehensive policy for immediate, global, nuclear disarmament. Let’s hear you America!
posted by Mike | 7:32 AM
5 Comments:
No. We are looking to better the entire world of mama jokes, not just those involving sanctions.
Thanks for bringing claarity to that matter.
Here is another one to spur everyone on:
Yo mama's so weak......she passes out drunk after a cup of green tea.
She suffered a concussion from her asthma inhaler.
She couldn't kick the U.N.'s ass
She pulled a muscle withdrawing sanctions
yo mama's so weak...
From a friend:
she can't even lift her spirits.
More from me:
she cut herself on sharp cheddar.
she chipped a tooth eating yogurt.
she has to chew her coffee.
she broke three fingers unfolding a napkin.
variation on the theme
yo daddy's so weak...on his wedding night, he bled
one more:
yo mama's so weak, she complains about the foul language in Bambi.
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