GEORGE ALLEN: CLASS ACT?

In a mysterious turn of events, George Allen, the anti-matter Al Gore, has personally apologized to S.R. Sidarth, the Jim Webb aide he referred to as “macaca” at a fundraising event last week.

Allen called Sidarth personally and owned up to his mistake, saying he was unaware of the gravity of his horribly ostracizing remarks. Sidarth made no reports of hearing emo music in the background.

Allen's actions actually seem kind of classy, but unfortunately only highlight the newest potential scandal in the Allen campaign: the candidate’s propensity for drunk dialing.