DOLL COMES WITH KUNG-FU GRIP AND REAL REGRET ACTION!

Apparently the new White House budget includes a $100,000 salary position with the title Director of Lessons Learned. In an effort to avoid being just another blogger offering a witty list of what those lessons might be, I will only say:

Lesson Learned No. 1: Director of Lessons Learned is a stupid name.

Though I guess this is technically to be left for the next DoLL.